December 2010
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sometimes I look at this girl...
and I’m like “honey, you didn’t have that many brain cells to begin with. Maybe you should stop smoking all that weed.”
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That awkward moment when a boy you’ve never talked to “likes” a picture on facebook of you and someone he damn well never met before.
I'm tweaking. I need mac and cheese & an orange...
well i was bored...
Have you ever gone to the person you like’s best friend to help you out? Not really, I mean I don’t think I’ve ever been that close to a boyfriend’s best friend.
What’s the best thing that’s happened to you today? The blizzard has ceased, meaning I can go out with today.
How many different people have you had sex with, that is if you aren’t a virgin? Only one, once (:
Are you a...
Yeah Christmas means you're supposed to be with...
…but it’s after Christmas and I want out of this house!
that awkward moment when the boy you thought had a...
O.o - is he serious?
o.O - maybe he’s joking
O__O - wait, i don’t think this is a joke
X__X - what am i supposed to say to that
=O - ohhhhh?
=/ - i thought he was hope that there are straight male dancers
=| - maybe there still are straight male dancers
=] - you know, i could use more gay guys in my life
=) - and he is the total catch if i knew any single gay guys
=D -...
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I Like When Boys Kiss Me
It makes me feel like they actually care. Whether that’s accurate is up for debate, but I’d like to think so.
Guys, I know I’m cute but there’s really no reason to fight over me -__-
Today my measurements were 36 - 23.5 - 37. ALMOST PERFECT!
What’s the matter with you sweetypie? You don’t like my music? Take...
– “Lose Control” - Johnny Polygon
Confession:
I’m really good at faking stuff.
calling this kid incredibly dope is an...
Me: i told all my guy friends about your story. you are a legend lol
Incredibly Dope Kid: which story am i famous for?... i cant even remember...too much weed :P
Me: lmfaooo the one where u were getting a bj and texting your gf's mom to make you pizza
Incredibly Dope Kid: haha that was fantastic. by far one of my best moments. i was hungry!
Me: i swear i salute u for that.